She's A Lesbian - Dick Dietrick And The Nightstandards Song Lyrics
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I once had a girl,
But she left me all alone.
Now when I come home at night,
It's to an empty home.
She said she hates that house,
And how she'd like to bomb it,
And how the sight of me in bed,
Makes her want to vomit.
Chorus:
She's A Lesbian
(She's A Lesbian)
And she's out there chasin' skirts
She's A Lesbian
(She's A Lesbian)
Wearin' boots and flannel shirts
She don't like men.
She's A Lesbian.
Well my pretty wife's no more.
She now looks like a cowboy on the range.
It was during our honeymoon,
That she made the change.
I should have seen some signs before.
Life now ain't much fun.
You see when she ate hot dogs,
She only ate the bun.
Chorus
Folks, I can't tell you how it hurts me.
My lovely wife is gone.
Her name used to be Colleen.
Now she wants to be called... Robert!
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